I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

You don’t know what you’re talking about. I went from a 225 pound backsquat to a 365 pound backsquat in 6 months on the Starting strength program. Oh, and from 185 pounds to 210 (I’m 6'5, btw). After a few years of lifting... Starting strength is good for most. And measuring one’s box jump height as a sign of…

Congrats on shitting on someone else doing their thing to improve themselves.

Lallana is one of those rare cases where I called it a long time ago, and was actually right. He’s as good as his situation. Put him in the right position and watch how important he can become.

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

Amen. I personally find it much more disrespectful to play the national anthem before price-jacked preseason games where 4th stringers miss tackles and run into each other for 4 hours than someone kneeling during it.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

If you look closely, none of those shots went in

I fixed it.

The irony of a man getting benched for not wearing a tie... by a man who wears transitions lenses.

I would like to personally thank you for introducing me to the descriptive “shitgibbon”. I will now use it too frequently.

This is seriously the most Jeff Fisher thing ever.

Jeff Fisher in that coat looks like he lives according to Jim Tomasula lifehacks.

Got me to blow air out of my nose. Well played good sir/madam.

Hey that’s what the Cowboys did and now they are undefeated heading into week 12!

YNWA

How did that dildo make it from the field to the deadspin comments section to post that response?

Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo

I think we just did... :(