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Can we have some Brendanisms please? I read a few bits from his post-match interview and it was approaching peak Brendan.

Approved.

I was wondering the same thing about Spurs but they did get to the round of 16 in the Europa League last season but I guess they didn’t really play a full strength team in a lot of those games (I didn’t watch the games so I’m assuming).

I am fucking giddy with excitement for this season to start already. I truly think it’s going to be even more open and unpredictable than last season - I know, HOT TAEK right?! But I’ve been watching the EPL since around 1996 and the last couple years have broken the mold of having an established “top 4" and being a…

Can they start the Euros already so everyone can stop watching Copa America and Coutinho’s sexy, albeit one-dimensional shoulder drop, cut inside and whip it real hard goals!?

I respond “You too” at inappropriate times then have a panic attack and say even stupider things. Safe flight, you too! wait, no good night? Ugh it’s 7am. BYE.

1 iron & ironing board.

Somehow it just seems weird to think about Mourinho managing united. I have no pony in this race either way and I’m fairly indifferent towards him but I get the feeling this is about to be more disastrous than his second spell at Chelsea.

Juan Sebastian Veron?

This. Also, can we stop for a minute and ruminate on the fact that Tottenham finished with 2 more points in AVB’s full season? I mean, the eye test alone suggests spurs this season are clearly better (certainly defensively with probably the best looking CB pairing in the league) but if we’re to assume the table…

#MakeLeedsGreatAgain. I miss me some Mark Viduka, Lee Bowyer and Alan Smith.

Remember that time Chris Gatling was an All-Star? Good lord.

Liverpool fan here and more importantly, a Pep skeptic so I’m rooting for city to get Europa League competition. If Pep manages to make a dominant team out of their current squad plus whatever moves he makes in the summer(s) - depending on how long he sticks around - I’ll stand corrected. As of now though, my opinion…

I definitely agree with you in that they need a couple more world class players to address the inconsistency issues and truly become great but that 2013-14 team was pretty much the Leicester of that season except they couldn’t defend worth a damn. Suarez was the catalyst for that season and without him Rodgers’…

Have you actually watched Liverpool play under Rodgers vs Klopp? Sure, they’re not world beaters but this team actually plays well together and has an identity currently. They never give up and even with their current weaknesses they keep fighting to the end - that’s pretty much what I enjoy about the essence of a…

None of that was clumsy, fix your analogy. He was akin to a certain avatar-eyed Gunner back in his glory days, circa September-October 2015.