I got images on the second go! :)

Now I just need a series about Sidney Applebaum. 

Yeah, if Alien was made today the pissbabies would hate Ripley for all the same reasons they hate Rey and Captain Marvel.

At least Shapiro has the dry embrace of his wife to comfort him.

Terror on the Prarie sounds like a headline Kent Brockman would read.

The delicious irony that even after getting in bed with right wing detritus, her new audience still thinks her too “woke” for their blood. 

‘If you ambush your dad one more time, I’ll dress up like Chef White for you’

I would have to go with a copy of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, for it scores over the other, more pedestrian options in two important respects:
First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words DON’T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

we retain the right to do whatever the fuck we want

I hate stracciatella on principle. Just the word. I don’t trust a word that means three different foods. I just know that one of these days I am going to order it and get chocolate chip soup or something.

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

The network will still feature people of diverse backgrounds, but mostly playing trees or mailboxes, while the most talented among them will play the movies’ godless villains promoting sodomy and images of a non-white Santa Claus.

After looking for basic names, I usually tell if its a bot based on the stupid decisions it makes, not the cheating. One of my last few games showed just how stupid it was.

Clown without Pity should be higher purely for the Homer line “Marge, the dolls trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me”.

There are certain things that are Namor and can’t be changed without it no longer being Namor. His cultural background isn’t one of them though. It sounds like they’re getting the core stuff right.

Have you been to a Gamestop lately? I picked up groceries and some power steering fluid while looking for some Splatoon Amiibo reissues the other day.

Does it contain endangered elephant meat?

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHIIII’m fine. Grits don’t work on me. I’ve developed a tolerance over the years”

A moment of pedantry: Osborn as Gold Goblin is a face turn. Ben Reilly as Chasm is a heel turn.