Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

“How are you going to sit here and get all these people together and try to get the best talent for your league and pay them $27,000?...

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

Back in myyyyyyy day, when devs wanted to get more of your money, they had to release more content!

Hope this bitch gets to LA and suddenly Bortles has to start...

I almost cried during that scene with Dud and Ernie and then afterward when he thanked Dud during his speech. It was just perfect. But also so bittersweet. When he tells Dud that , yes, he will always feel this way, knowing all the context for Ernie’s suffering. These are people who have lost so much but theyve also…

She can do no wrong. The world is her clam

Or you know... put it on television and charge companies to air advertisements every now and then.

Well written. I did enjoy Dud’s reuniting with Liz at the pool. Showing them as kids first, you know they’re not only siblings but best friends.

“Captain. Captain. CAPTAIN!”

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

two words: Jay Paterno

I guess we can look forward to articles 50 years from now about how Gen Z ruined the country.

Wait, you’re wondering if a news outlet would use the word “millennial” in a story about a young person? Are you familiar with news outlets?

Some of the comments here are goddamned appalling. It’s OK to hate on scooters - a visit to DC convinced me of how terrible an idea they are. But cutting brake lines its grotesque and its a bit of a miracle no-one was killed. If you sympathize with that then frankly, there’s something wrong with you.

More references connecting portals to Orbis.

I just LOVE that this show is about to go full on It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.