Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Hahahaha! I made fun of a women!

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

That goes without saying ...

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Very cool...let’s hope he fares better in his debut than another Nathan currently in Oakland whose last name starts with a P and ends with an N.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

Filed to: ACTION PARK INTERNATIONAL

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Christine and my mother are the same person, right down to the Dasani. I’ll miss how this show makes me feel like someone else understands the insanity. 

First off, DQ is huge in Europe.

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

*whispers* Click the link in the last line of my story.

Would’ve liked to have seen Aya Cash, Kristin Chenoweth and Wendi McClendon-Covey recognized for YOU’RE THE WORST, TRIAL AND ERROR and THE GOLDBERGS, respectively. Sigh. It’s a streaming/premium cable world we’re living in. Major free network shows & most basic cable/satellite just get dismissed outright by both Emmy…

Need to add the two I always come back to:

YES, I KNOW. WHAT A NAUGHTY PIG IT WAS, INDEED.

One of my favorite bits in the book: