It’s a good thing teachers aren’t armed or this could have gone even worse

My dad once told me that onions don’t exist and my mom just rolled her eyes.

Absolutely agree with the Tiffany Aching series.  I didn’t want to read the last one because then all of the Discworld series would be over.

Are all of the books on that list in the public domain? So B&N can keep 100% of the profits instead of giving some to living African-American authors or their estates?

I would love a game that really focuses on the Disney worlds and characters, and not just use them as a background for all the angsty anime bullshit.

The holy land for my family. Been going there since the buffet was located in the furniture store.

I’m a young adult librarian and The Pearl is always on a summer reading list.  I always tell students that it may be really boring, but at least it’s short.

Can’t I just say I wished I could vote for Obama again and call it a day?

I haven’t played a ton of 2019's games but I absolutely loved Control. The atmosphere and setting just drew me in from the first moment. The combat was a lot of fun; difficult in parts without being overwhelming. I wanted to read each piece of lore. That first Threshold Kids video I found was Missing Momma and it got…

The correct answer is you.

Only who can prevent forest fires?

Pump those Ace chemicals in another man’s veins!

That’s why her husband has a Porsche

If the other Mandalorians were pissed because Mando took a job from a collapsed Empire, how must they have all felt about Boba Fett working for Darth Vader?

Between this and Starbucks/Dunkin not having Maple Pecan this year, I’m very annoyed.  Slightly less diabetic, but annoyed!

the virus’ point of view

“I offered to put them in my Myspace Top 8 and they gave me nothing for free!”

Mine was even scarier: Donald Jr wins 2032

This is why I hope Velveteen Dream stays on NXT until Vince isn’t around anymore.  There is no way Vince is going to use him seriously.