Great now patch in some vending machines before boss battles so can unload some of the crap I don’t want without running to the beginning of the level.

Everyone is saying it

The Jets tried and failed to push Sam Darnold’s adoption papers to spread mono to the Patriots

Nick Buoniconti saw the writing on the wall

Most of the fanbase whats wrong with him is that he’s bla......sted his body to hell. There covered that up nicely.

The lack of Funny Bones on this is no laughing matter.

“I read the article. I read the article.”

Marvel already did it:

It might be inspiring, but its still incredibly dangerous. Luckily he wasn’t trampled on when it happened.  

Rename it the Jeff Fisher division.

He is both Scotty and the one singing “Scotty Doesn’t Know.” Schrödinger’s Scotty 

If the Panthers get a new stadium, do they have to keep the Jerry Richardson statue?  

I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw Mitt Romney using a neti pot like it was the most natural thing in the world.

Grandparents seems low at 7.  Is it because it’s kind of sweet that they’re still getting it on?  Wouldn’t you be expecting to hear one of them have a heart attack at any moment?

Anywhats