Are all of these adults? Because I can understand kids sticking things up their noses and ears, and maybe even some other places because kids don’t think.

Probably. And also had to get a dig in on millenial/gen Zers. I’m surprised he didn’t mention Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 

Our soldiers were doing “there” work.  Now they’re going to come home and do “here” work.  What’s so hard to understand?

Do Alfonso Riviero and Donald Faison have the rights to the dance since they performed them, or do the studios/creator that made the show?

We’re all going to ignore the fact that AJ McCarron named his son Cash Carter McCarron?  

I love the video of outtakes from one particular scene. It took them a few hundred takes to get one part the way they wanted. Not a big scene or important part. Just a drum rolling out of a store that needed to fall the way they wanted. 

Well how else is he supposed to say UNO so everyone can understand?

Look out Momofuku. They’re coming for your crack pi(p)e!

I’ve got a box of diarrhea with Comedy Central’s name on it.

Playing Disgaea 1 Complete on the PS4. While I understand that it is just a port of the original, I wish they had implemented some of the things from later in the series. Simple things like if I set two characters to attack a monster, and the first one kills it, the second character shouldn’t lose a turn.

Wouldn’t it make more sense to put franchises where there aren’t NFL teams? Birmingham, Portland, San Antonio, Cleveland?

I’m not a fan of the new holiday spice bacon.  The sweet black pepper bacon sandwich is really good though.  

Finishing up the story in RDR2.  Tried a little bit of the online, but I don’t think I’m going to keep going in it.

Once I read the word catheter, I knew where the story was going. But I still kept reading. Why!?

Everytime I see a commercial or hear about the new musical Prom (the one that corrupted our youth by showing two women kiss during the Thanksgiving parade), I keep think of this episode:

I am a little sad that Felix and Calhoun get so little screen time.

We have an unopened tube of crescent rolls, so we’re using the leftovers to make individual hot pockets with them.  Gravy on the side for dipping.