I watched this episode way too late, so I don’t know if anyone will read this

“The NY Jets Select fullback”

They’re like a bad draft pick laundering scheme

Then he’s gonna eat that W

T.O. is on the cover of the collector’s edition

It’s really weird that they announced this and the cover athlete only three weeks before release.  

What did the guy who called the cops say to get them to come?  If he lied about why he was calling, shouldn’t that be a crime?

Makes him better than Mike Pence who can only hold a door open for mother.

Like every other fan theory on the internet: they were dead the whole time

I’m sure the next person in line will do much better

Dumb puns are his Bismuth.  And Bismuth is good.

Yep

Just finished Ni No Kuni 2 and had a ton of boost items I didn’t even look at.  The regular difficulty was easy enough without them.

It’s also a good way to get people to pretend they don’t recognize you on the street.

The Dunkin Donuts by my job used to have a homeless man who hung out outside, asking for money. The other week he started a fire behind the store, and wound up burning it and the neighboring pharmacy down.

Nice to see Bobby Valentine is still around

Why not have Vlad Jr and Sr in the Derby?  There have to be more second generation prospects in the minors.  

The Planet Druidia in Spaceballs had a sphere around it to keep the air in.