I found this in your ass. Should I keep it or throw it away?

It's a giant stick.

I bet you're fun at parties.

Yeah, they're characters from PlayStation games. That's the point!

CH is getting funny again. Good for them! I really enjoyed this one.

You work in an industry whose core market segment is 12-year-old boys, most of whom have minimal parental guidance. Just ignore it.

I have mixed feelings about this article.

Look... there's no way you didn't know what you were getting into when you bought a Wii U. Seriously... when was the last time Nintendo had good third party support?

Ever since Krueger showed up in MK I've been dying for someone to make a game based around well known horror icons. The legal issues with so many copyright holders working together would be a nightmare but could you imagine? A survival horror where your running away from Jason one minute and Pinhead the next?

Or even a…

They always manage to do one little cool thing in the entire pool of stuff I couldn't care less about. One of those novel things that bring in an audience that wants something new from them.

They couldn't have posted something more creative? Something like, "Ok look guys...We really screwed up on the Xbox One. As a result, Xbox Live Gold services will be free for one year."

You're seriously still not going to put Danganronpa in there? Let the Vita have some love, darn it!

Advice for those interested in Space Dandy: If you walk in expecting it to fill in that Cowboy-Bebop/Samurai Champloo-void you've had for years now, you're gonna be so, so disappointed.

considering all the ass you see in ren and stimpy, sponge bob, and I am weasel etc. This makes no sense.

And men have hairless chests the size of football fields too. So? Both sexes are grossly displayed in all media, from games to movies to tv and so forth.

That's what happens to me every time I talk negatively about it.

I beat this game and felt nothing for this game.

Should bring that to Wii U too, it would make a lot of sense to work on a bigger touchscreen.

Er, no? No matter how much you steal, it's really hard to physically harm people through theft alone. The death penalty would be really out of proportions.

Bob no, I had respect for you, why?

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