I found this in your ass. Should I keep it or throw it away?

It's a giant stick.

I bet you're fun at parties.

No spoiler because the movie works best if you know nothing about it. One of my all time favorite movies.

Oh, no contest. Hubby and I are nihilistic misanthropes, and this ending bummed even us out.

Yeah, they're characters from PlayStation games. That's the point!

CH is getting funny again. Good for them! I really enjoyed this one.

You work in an industry whose core market segment is 12-year-old boys, most of whom have minimal parental guidance. Just ignore it.

I have mixed feelings about this article.

Obama, apparently.

In next week's column, Tina Brown will suggest that we restart the opium trade to China.

Look... there's no way you didn't know what you were getting into when you bought a Wii U. Seriously... when was the last time Nintendo had good third party support?

Ever since Krueger showed up in MK I've been dying for someone to make a game based around well known horror icons. The legal issues with so many copyright holders working together would be a nightmare but could you imagine? A survival horror where your running away from Jason one minute and Pinhead the next?

Or even a…

They always manage to do one little cool thing in the entire pool of stuff I couldn't care less about. One of those novel things that bring in an audience that wants something new from them.

They couldn't have posted something more creative? Something like, "Ok look guys...We really screwed up on the Xbox One. As a result, Xbox Live Gold services will be free for one year."

You're seriously still not going to put Danganronpa in there? Let the Vita have some love, darn it!

I can't believe I never put it together that banthas are ELEPHANTS.

Since GIF is pronounced "jif," your suggested pun makes no sense.

So this is apparently what one of these guys look like.... I need a drink....

I despair to remember this scene. What should have been the most badass villain entrance EVER – Darth Maul leaping off his speeder to attack Qui Gon – somehow fell flat. Did anybody else feel that way? It was like so *almost* the coolest thing ever, but somehow George Lucas rolled a 1.

If we're going for video games too, I think Handsome Jack wins hands down.