Asia really needs to be split into 4-5 different continents. Middle East, Central Asia, Southeast Asia and Polynesia.

I actually voted for Kinky. But only because he appeared in a terrible B-movie I liked, and I didn't give shit about the other candidates.

I find it telling that as the "A History of Violence" feature gets closer and closer to modern day, the more the current AV Club writing philosophy is starting to come out.

Keep in mind that the movie isn't a history lesson, it's a folk tale told by an unreliable narrator. Remember the man narrating the story is a Spartan, so naturally: (1) He's going to talk about his civilization like it's the greatest on Earth (2) He's going to lionize the action of his countrymen as noble, heroic and…

Know's what's kind of funny? Supposedly the Xerxes from this period of Persian history was the same one from the Biblical book at Ester. Kind of funny to think of the giant God king from 300 going home to his Jewish wife and being perfectly reasonable with her.

Leonidas isn't really being hompophobic though, he's just criticizing Athenians for their taste in men. He's being a dick and it's an assholish thing to say, but ultimately it's just trash-talking an opponent (IE Athenians fuck boys, Spartans fuck men).

Really, that's the story behind that? Man, that's even more depressing. All the fight scenes in that movie they could have cut, they go with Sheeva's? Bummer.

I'll never forgive Mortal Kombat: Annihilation for killing off Sheeva in the stupidest way possible.

Has Ozzy shared his opinions on Brexit yet?

I hope the world says "awww jeez" the same way Bill Burr says it, that's be hilarious!

Yeah but these people are rich and famous and appear to you filtered through your tv screen whenever they have a new project to promote. Surely they have more impact on your life than the people you see everyday.

Chris or Anna?

Damn it, and I had such high hopes for them ever since seeing them in that movie where Anna desperately wanted Chris to shit all over her during sex, and he saved up a whole months worth of stool just for her.

*Pictures Enos trying to plant the coke, but Flash keeps stealing the bag when he's not looking and replacing it with a bag of powdered sugar Lulu was going to use to make Boss Hog some donuts*

It's a shitty comic and demands that type of response?

Artwork still looks horrible. This comic took one of the quirkiest Marvel characters and turned them into an annoying humblebrag asshole. It's like Booster Gold on his worst day, every issue.

Hopefully Bert and Ernie like the remake as much as they liked the original: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I agree with Liam being a bit of a shock in Taken (which is why I liked it so much, because he impressed me in role that was so unusual for him), but then I remember he did Darkman BEFORE Schindler's List so it's not like he didn't ANY action movie bona fides earlier in his career.

Interesting bit of trivia: Charles Bronson wasn't the first pick to play Paul Kersey in the original Death Wish, because the producers didn't want someone associated with the action genre. Who did they want? Jack Lemmon.

The Brave One, yeah, it was pretty stupid and half-hearted. I prefer Sally Field's Eye For An Eye, she handled the mental breakdown of her character pretty well, and Kiefer Sutherland was a pretty believable slimeball in that movie.