Why is it racist? Bronson kills as many white muggers as he kills black ones.

All I know is Charles Bronson shooting Laurence Fishburne in the face through a ghetto blaster is one of cinema's greatest images…

Color of Night. It was terrifying.

At least the original Death Wish took its concept seriously and tried to examine the effects this would have on society. This looks closer to a dark comedy.

Not quite. They adapted the book's sequel into a movie, and changed the character names and such. And not an accurate adaptation either, they just wanted the title of the book.

Well you've got opportunity
In this very community
He's Flim
He's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers!
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Bold statement.

If it wasn't for the fast forward button, I could never get through Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

Temple of Doom is a piece of crap until the final half hour. Everything from the moment that Indiana Jones wakes up out of his trance is golden. Everything before that is cancer.

I'm sure you can find the toxic shitheels that reflect your views if you look hard enough…

Exactly. Cowardly hypocrites were the first to turn on him, too.

Sorry, the mid-afternoon caffeine rush is upon me.

Seriously, the editor who wrote that headline? Fuck you. Steve Bartman wasn't responsible for the Cubs' collapse, and he didn't do jack shit that no other fan wouldn't do in that situation.

James Caan didn't trust him and neither should you!!!

We're floating on an unstable rock in an infinite void in a meaningless universe. You gonna do something more important with your life before you croak?

Thank goodness I grew up as a kid in the 1980s when only competent films based on toys were made, like the masterpiece The Garbage Pail Kids.

Watch Escape from New York instead, the whole story is a postmortem.

Do the good Southerners get to win this time?

Is moose and squirrel!

I'm honestly shocked as well. I never bothered to check, it just seemed to check out based on the movie roles he took.