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Dolph Lundgren will forever be my Punisher.

Obviously Richard Roma sold Trump some of the Glengarry leads…

Jaws 4. Jaws 3 paid for Dennis Quaid's coke habit… for a month.

I believe it WAS Wilt that liked to brag about the large number of his conquests. He might be one of the few folks claiming to have bedded that many women that I actually believe.

With a minor in self-righteous grandstanding.

In what way was he being an apologist? He said it was pretty pathetic that someone as rich and powerful as Cosby had to resort to rape to get off. That doesn't sound like a glowing endorsement of the man.

Throughout most of human history, if you were old enough to have an orgasm, you were considered an adult.

And neither will Johnny Depp be. I mean, we're not talking about something horrendous like sneaking dogs into Australia, he's not going to have to record an apology video.

Remember when Obama just rolled his eyes and said "Oh that Ted, what a card…"
No wait, Ted was investigated by the Secret Service for his remarks. Quit acting like only one side gets punished.

I felt bad for Elwes' character too. He wasn't a villain, just an obstacle in Fletcher's way.

Reece Witherspoon has a cute cover of it for the Sing soundtrack.

Bob Marley. Never had a song chart higher then #51 on U.S. charts in his lifetime.

One of the few times an English band had a hit in the U.S. but not their home country.

Timbuk3's "The Future's So Bright" was always one of my favorite 1980s radio diddies.
But I'm probably going to have to go with The Archies' "Sugar Sugar." It's just such a fun-inoffensive song to listen to.

"The first female led superhero movie…"

No, he pretty much made that his thesis statement. Basically it's wrong to stop gossip rags from publishing scandalous stories about celebrities they don't like because slippery slope to dystopian future or something.

Hitler was also a vegetarian and stressed healthy living habits. I guess anyone who eats vegetables and doesn't smoke is a Nazi, right?

Sorry AV Club. I know since you're owned by Gawker's former owners you have to gnash your teeth in anguish because your mighty tabloid rag was brought down by a professional wrestler of all people, but Gawker sought out to commit character assassination of the Hulkster, at the same time their sister company Jezebel…

Jesus Christ and George Clooney were co-owners of a tequila company? Huh, I always figured Jesus as more a wine kind of guy.