Counter argument: "Ape has killed Ape. Ape has killed Ape. Ape has killed Ape. Ape has killed Ape…"

Jesus, 10,000 people? Man, what a slaughterhouse. Funny enough though, the alt-right folks I run into online always joke about Pinochet giving the helicopter rides, but that article doesn't mention it ever happening in Chile.

My dear friend, helicopter rides know no loyalty to one ideology.

Hey, for a freedom-denying, free speech-supressing, military-couping, economy-wrecking coca-plant chewing madman, Hugo Chavez wasn't THAT bad…

Oh, absolutely, unchecked ANYTHING is going to be messed up in some way or another.

I'm pretty sure the Soviets threw a few people off a planes in their time too, not necessarily when they were still on the ground…

My tastebuds were certainly molested last time I had Pizza Hut.

The major cities aren't too bad, there's plenty of good places in Houston. Once you get in a city under 100K though, yeah, it's what The Sopranos calls "Elvis Country."

I'm thinking about kidnapping some next time I go back to visit relatives in Ohio. East Texas WILL learn what good pizza tastes like, damn it!

There are actually people who like Pizza Hut? Ugh, the bread tastes like Play-Doh.

Hot dogs aren't sandwiches, they're tacos…

If you live in a part of the country that doesn't have Italians, chain pizza is your ONLY option.

All of which were choir boys devoting their life to the betterment of mankind…

Come on, Bojack Horseman isn't THAT bad…

Frank Castle and Snake Plissken team up with Judge Dredd to kill gangsters in a fanfic I'm sure is being written at this very second. And I would read the shit out of it. :P

"If you're guilty, you're dead."

Her role in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is one of her best known performances. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

That turtle obviously needed to check his privilege. #TurtleFragility

If Deckard IS a replicant, it lacks a moral. I prefer the story of a human who learned to see the humanity in the androids he was chasing.

Wasn't "Super" a story of Christian redemption? A twisted, fucked up one, but still…?