Hey, you're bumming the "Bulletproof Monk" fans out…

No one should ever make any rash decisions when Sarah Silverman is involved.

I've seen… ponies… you normies wouldn't believe…

Did you let your conservative brother take over your account for a few minutes, Count? This isn't like you to stray so far off the liberal reservation…

Are they finally going to kill off Pam and Cyril? Because seriously, fuck Pam and Cyril.

*Patrick Kilpatrick fidgets uncomfortably in his seat*

We're going to need the Count from Sesame Street to be live streaming these numbers.

If they wanted to do something truly scary and incendiary, why not screen something like The Spook Who Sat By The Door? It's one of the few times I was genuinely unnerved watching a film, and it pushes all the revolutionary rhetoric that people like to act like they support online.

I'm going to have to agree with Super Hans here. Iron Fist was Automan levels of bad.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Frank Castle was a special forces badass and people who live in the Hell on Earth that we call war might look up to someone with a knack for surviving seemingly insurmountable odds.

A trip to Room 101 for Sam Barsanti would probably include literary nerds beating him over the head saying "Well, actually…"!

The, uh, protestors do know this is a story about the dangers of Communism run amok, right?

By fine automobiles you mean overpriced pieces of shit that you can't work on, right?

Ask a retarded question, get a retarded answer.

"Don't be so proud of this shadowy terror you've constructed. The ability to drag Tony Goldwyn to hell is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

It was waiting too long to implement the Final Solution, right?

His point remains valid. If Keith Olbermann was getting O'Reilly-level viewership, they wouldn't have fired him for being an abusive prima donna.

Writing stories where there's clearly something at stake instead of just superpowered gang warfare between the heroes and villains might help too.

The people demanding more diversity weren't supporting the books, it's that simple. It's one thing to agree with the concept that there should be more non-white male superheroes, but if you're not actually going to buy the books when they give you what you want, who are you to complain?

You're picking a very strange hill to die on, my friend.