My periods were ridiculous. I’d go six or eight months with nothing and then bleed for three months straight. And not happy li’l pink reminder spots, either — I ended up in the emergency room twice because I was certain I had to be having a miscarriage with the sheer amount of... stuff.

Got a Mirena a year ago next…

Nothing says, “This is not a cult” like 5000-word, barely coherent responses from current members shrieking about the (alleged) mental illness and unrelated character flaws of escapees.

Just sayin’.