“I would say that... perseverance is my number one atritude... aptude... attribute! I’m a people person. Uh, I work good with children. People like me. Because I force them to! With violence!”

I recognize all of the words you’ve used as a language that I, too, speak, but I’m completely thrown by the combination in which they’ve been used. Nothing you’re saying makes any sense to me at all.

For real. Oral is awesome and makes your lady pretty forgiving when you mess up. “Oh I’m sorry, I forgot to vacuum! I’ll take care of that right now and, uh, I’ll make it up to you later...”

I live within walking distance (in an basically unwalkable city) from both Steak and Shake and a Culver’s.

demonstrating or implying an undiscriminating or unselective approach; indiscriminate or casual.

You know, I had an interesting conversation about this with a German guy. White Americans (neither right nor left) have never had to come to terms with the fact that the country they live in isn’t the country they think they live in; Germans did, in 1945 and 1968. Some White People think America is an all-white, all…

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

Ok I have to admit, when Bloody Shoes came out I couldn’t stand Cardi. Now, I’m over here trying to not stan Cardi to the point of creepiness.

I will point out that, as much as I’d like to wipe these people off the face of the political spectrum and see their ilk forever relegated to la-Z-Boys in front of a flickering test pattern that is the sole remanant of Faux News... them or someone like them will always be around waiting for the right environment to…

OMG!!! I’m am laughing out loud at the trailer.

after the woman generously decided to give her attacker a lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist sandwiches.

I can’t imagine being so casually racist that you tell a virtual black person to go back to Africa. Like, the representation of a black person, a person who isn’t even in the room, but somehow when you’re mad, when you’re hurt, you need to shit on someone, just take it out on a black person.

“Bitch, are you dumb?” - Remy Ma

By implying that reverse racism exists, you admit racism exists. So if you want to escape accountability for prejudice, why should others not be able to as well? Oh right, because you’re RACIST.

For all his badassery it was his treatment of children that solidified him as one of my fave AC protagonists, even though he smiles and laughs with them there is an underlying sadness you can see and hear.

One thing I don’t think many understand, in part due to movies and their need for action in ~2 hour stories is what real war was like for a soldier pre mid to late 1800s.

The majority of a soldier’s time was spent marching to the war zone and shooting the shit while waiting for an engagement. Once in battle the goal…

I swear I’m not trying to be PC here, but Trump is not a pussy. Pussies are tough as shit, and most dudes recoil in horror when we tell them what we have to do for an annual visit to the gyno, much less birthing an actual human. Trump is a scrote, or scrotum. He’s ugly, got spotty hair, somehow thinks he’s really…

I was a timid little girl. I’m an only child; so I was always happy to be around other kids but painfully shy when I met them for the first time. The first time I went to visit my paternal grandmother, when I was about 6 years old (as she tried to repair her strained relationship with my mom’s side of the family), I…

This is a blessing!

The guy at MaxMind seems pretty cool about fixing the problem.