I find it odd that this article seems to conflate male ejaculation with an orgasm. Ejaculating does not automatically equal an orgasm.

Riiiiiight! That Amiibo of her looks epic.

I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say we SHOULDN’T have police, just that they do not automatically deserve the level of respect they seem to be trying to force people to give them.

I never understood why Vanilla = White. Vanilla beans are brown as the earth they spring from.

No one buying coffee at Starbucks = no job for barista. They probably wouldn’t be too happy about that.

I did not laugh out loud, nor did I chuckle. I just found what you said amusing enough to politely acknowledge that yes, you made a funny.

It drives me crazy to not have that level of access. That’s like locking the hood of my car so that I can’t access the engine. I may not be a mechanic, but it’s still my property and I like to see how things work.

Have you seen what most of the internet and world runs on? It’s Linux of some flavor.

My Wife and I are up to season 5. Nostalgia is a better drug than liquor.

Not when they are filled with the screams and tortured sounds of people being abused. The echo chamber I live in is America, and the echos that have been tuned to reverberate most loudly definitely are not from those who are like minded to me, or those who look like me.

This was my Wife’s choice for a Valentine’s movie to see. She definitely chose well.

I get them pretty frequently too, but never had tonsillitis. I can actually reach my tonsils with my tongue, so I just poke and prod at them until they come loose. I can do the throat palpitate thingy too.

My wife and I would be 3 and 4. So you only have one left to find.

Mood O Doom works

Here’s my response to everyone who uses that “journalist liberal bias” crap:

Emailing myself and using some folders does wonders for me.

I feel like this is forced ignorance though because I’m sure every one of the people in those discussions also had a cellphone along with their inaccurate assumptions.

I just wanted to say thank you to the entire staff. Your work is extremely important, and is greatly appreciated. I know it’s about to get a lot tougher for all of us, but education will continue to help drive us forward.

Dormtainment GIF!

You got a star solely for the utterly fantastic alliteration