Thank you for writing this Evan. It brought me to tears thinking about how I’m going to have to explain this to my 18-mo old daughter when she starts to become aware.

I don’t care if this post is 2 years old. Polaris made a vehicle with my initials!

Linux is powered by magic nerds, therefore your right has been denied.

Why is no one talking about the ONLY game on the list worth talking about......... Earth Defense Force 4.1!

My wife calls me a crazy fuck for squeegeeing myself off with my hands before I get out.

I must admit, I came into this article ready to be offended. This is actually quite spot on.

Why yes, yes it does. In two flavors, Exhibition and Season mode.

He can’t possibly be much of a fan. He called Picard “an aristocrat” and “a cerebral philosopher”. Picard, the man who literally has no heart because he was so badass he lost his in a bar fight.

I’m surprised that there’s been nothing said about the hand brake. It is a GODSEND!!!!!!!

You’ll be waiting a while. They cancelled it after the first season.

I can tell you now that African immigrants are not subjected to the same systemic abuses that Black Americans are. I have spent time with African immigrants and their children, and there is a LARGE gulf between their experiences and the experiences of native born Americans of color. You’d be surprised at how racially…

I know it’s not indicative of ALL of the casuals playing MKX, but I wonder how many of the complainers are too young to have played any ‘90s arcade fighters. (Cue the old man speech)

Are you sure it was implied? I thought the joke was that no one ever beats the last boss because no one can beat Sub-Zero to get there................

Dat joystick placement tho.

Holy shit this was unexpected (sad) news.

As a guy who once watched a girl proceed to pass off a baby doll as her child for 6 months in order to extract more money from the guy she was dating, I can say that truth is truly stranger than fiction.