For me, it was naming it after my favorite sci-fi genre that ruined it.

He’s right though, it’s not his character. He’d never help a child.

. . . wait, which result am I supposed to be hoping for?

The action figure is going to be a collectors item:

Best they just Levi the whole thing alone and not leave us guessing where jeans guy (probably a wrangler) went.

I cannot wait for Trump to be immediately banned for posting some nonsense after he’s president.

It sucks because we’re gonna hear from that dude forever. Media will continue to give him coverage. But if he loses Twitter, he loses a huge platform. And that’s what this country needs: Don Trump screaming into the void.

Squaresoft had tried to making a racing game prior. On the PS1 they released the hybrid RPG/Racing game Racing Lagoon (no relation to Squaresoft’s Bahamut Lagoon), which tried to combine Final Fantasy, Parasite Eve, and anything else Squaresoft was making at the time into a racing game based around Yokohama. Racing…

We’re going to join you soon! - Armored Core fans

Dude, come on

Mosquito spoor...

Girl- “Will you marry me?”

No biggie. I found a flash drive in the park that has a Word doc in which Donald J. Trump lists his IOUs to numerous off-shore interests and also confesses to having Jeffrey Epstein strangled. It’s completely real.

What, is “Esports” the name of their newest pachinko machine?

NMS is somewhat unique in that it shoehorned in an entire plotline of repetitive missions to impress upon the player that everything is in fact pointless, nothing you do is special, and there’s absolutely nothing new or cool waiting for you at some future point.

Wow. Are there still people left in the “but they lied” crowd at this point?

They cum coins.

I will never spiritually recover from watching a Goomba get jerked off.

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

Considering the Navy navigates vast oceans and rough seas, you’d think they’d be better at handling streams.