Nothing a little Timmy Ho’s won’t fix.

That ain’t no remake, trust me.

And so those of us Melty Blood fans who bleed for a Melty Blood HD instead of yet another rehash of UNIB cry just a little bit longer.

I would kill for a PC version of Armored Core, or 3D Dot Game Heroes. Not that either of those are XBox, but still.

Not so fast. There’s still a few conservative-leaning Dems in the caucus (like Doug Jones in Alabama), and all of a sudden McConnell will be pushing for “bipartisan” consensus. By which he means flip a conservative Dem or two, then they’ve got their effective majority, and Harris has zero power in a 51-49 or 52-48…

Ah yes, Spuds Mackenzie on an article about hangover cures.

Saitama from One Punch Man.

So... according to Microsoft, to fix a bug with chkdsk /f, you wait until Windows craps into the Recovery Console and run... chkdsk /f.

You’re a little unaware, ignorant, or both, aren’t you?

Eight years from announcement to play, millions and millions of dollars in budget, tons of crunch, subpar console versions... and this is still the BEST they could do?

Seeing globs of spit on the ground sometimes actually makes me gag a little.

I’m (not) sorry, but... when is this shit going to stop?

Just further proof that as any 80s/90s kids know, “It’s NeRF or nothin’.”

Boy oh boy I could talk your damn head off about Melty Blood. So I’m gonna talk your damn head off about Melty Blood.

The second half of Wolverine’s Track is the shit, especially that bombastic part right before it fades back out again and returns to the first half of the track.

Personally I’d say Gambit’s track is the more appropriately porn-y one, but yeah, I can see that argument for Spider-Man’s too.

He gets more than one level. He gets FIVE - the intro level, two main levels, the Arcade’s base level, and he’s who you play as during the final showdown with Arcade. Everyone else only gets three levels each (their two main ones and Arcade’s base), so arguably the game is more Spider-Man than individual X-Men (though…

The real question on my mind... what was the dog up to?

Hmm... Schrödinger’s Piss: One may be simultaneously both peeing and not peeing in the shower, but if you look in the shower, you either see someone peeing, or someone not peeing.

Spider-Brick! Spider-Brick!
Builds whatever a Spider-Brick builds.
Can he swing from a web?
Yes he can, just can’t fight.
Look out!
He is the Spider-Brick!