It’ll always be real online in our hearts.

Now you’re playing with foot-piercing power.

That makes you and I mortal enemies then, sir.

Disappointed if he doesn’t eventually do Damn Yankees - Bonestripper.

I’m a school bus aide. I frankly don’t know what the fuck my work is going to look like anymore.

Oh my god, I was going to mention Vice: Project Doom too.

I still remember the Summer 2015 game which EVERYBODY and their grandma played. I wish they would’ve kept that game alive.

Fuck Zangetsu. Who’s the good boy in the screenshot?

Can’t wait for their battle with the foreign villain, Coitus Interruptus.

This is what happens when we don’t stop freaking out over Mario having nipples in Super Mario Odyssey, guys.

I guess they realized their audience be searching for different kinds of booty, yarrrr.

Sorry, gonna be that guy.

I would’ve loved to see his take on Big Blue.

An orange-scented Mr. Sketch marker would’ve been more appropriate.

The only way it could’ve been more authentic is if it set off your beeper.

Aw, man. They could’ve just restored the 989 Studios name.

Just another bunch of bullshots, except in video form.

Quick, get the Songify the News guys in here.

Well, it’s not by Kemco, but otherwise you got close to your wish!

“We’re gonna make a game about shooting people to death, but for the sake of sponsors and e-money, let’s pretend they’re all robots.”