$200 for a pair of shoes is ridiculous. $495 is you deserving to be a sucker.

Those are not plain burgers, those are plain+.

I had fun squishing the fish twice a year when the Bills were actually (almost) world beaters.

Methodically turn towards every section of the crowd and give each one a D-Generation X crotch chop. 

Blown way the fuck out of proportion. In a crowded and fairly noisy place like a Starbucks, I could totally see confusing Aziz/Isis. The most that should’ve been done is clarification from the clerk.

So let’s get this straight.

GOD BLESS EVERYONE!

“Let me say this: I have been to too many of these events. As governor, the first one I went to was after the shooting in downtown Dallas that killed police officers, as well as others. Then there was Sutherland Springs, where 26 people were killed. Then there was Santa Fe High School, where 10 people were killed.…

Terrible situation all around.

Trump was ready to be all over it once it was confirmed to be another Mexican murderer and rapist, too, but the shooter just had to be white.

Fun fact: I actually eat my cheeseburgers nearly naked - beef, cheese, bun. Sometimes I have bacon with it. That’s it. No lettuce, no tomato, no ketchup, no mustard, no pickles... etc.

I think there are young girls out there that don’t really feel like they have a brand that represents their freedom, they don’t feel like they have a brand that represents their rights.

Here was a chance to broaden the views and the understanding of the incoming president and I had been less successful than I had expected.

Not looking forward to checking that site on November 9th, 2026.

Go play Resident Evil: Director’s Cut, you’ll be begging for this game’s music within an hour.

What’s he going to do when he finds out that lions are all in the shithole countries/places Obama was born in, though?

First thing I wanted to know when I saw Aladdin in this package was if it was the Genesis version everyone loved, or the SNES version that most people don’t care for.

First thing I wanted to know when I saw Aladdin in this package was if it was the Genesis version everyone loved, or the SNES version that most people don’t care for.

Lesson learned: I can excuse my own shitty behavior simply by blaming someone else.