Frankly, he reminds me of the new Brawny Paper Towel man.

If you’re @stoolpresidente and you do something fucking dumb that gets governments involved, I sit back in my chair and laugh my ass off.

I wish that every time I said something dumb I’d get a vacation too.

Nice. When do we get to watch you play The Campaign For North Africa?

Melty Blood HD when?

Doesn’t he know that with those small hands of his, there’s less surface area for the germs to attack?

My issue with your argument is that the deception is right out in the open. She’s using very thick very intense filters to hide her face in those photos. Anyone who glances at them knows that that’s not what she looks like. To use your example, it’s a bit like if someone posted a photo of the 1984 oldmobile, covered,…

Is the key word here “large” or do you think asking for any sum of money crosses a line?

The point she crossed the line is the misrepresentation of who she was as someone else, then asking for large sums of money afterwards - basically, selling an image she knows is fake. Nobody was going to ever get to meet the persona, because that girl didn’t really exist.

Hoo boy. You’re way off the deep end.

There’s a bit of a difference between putting on a persona for the cameras and just straight-up blatantly pretending you’re about 25 years younger than you are.

I’d say “Internet as usual just casually following someone who’s a clear fraud simply because she looks like a hot piece of ass” considering she made it clear she was hustling ($14,500 to meet you? Get fucking real), but when the veil is ripped, the fraud revealed, and you STILL flock to her?

Y’all forgot Nwabudike Morgan, man.

Wonder how they’ll handle it when a grown man with a lot of tattoos tells them that they’ve got a very nice and soft-looking mouth.

One that’s sadly no longer available: Kirkland Light. It might always be 11 AM somewhere, but that don’t matter when you’re dead.

A former campaign staffer pushed back on the association to the Daily Beast, saying Stella is courting QAnon voters but “she doesn’t even understand it.”

What if I’m a part of Team Funyun, though?

They probably think that providing the test only in English (learn our language or go back to where they speak yours) and asking you to name all the Whig presidents would weed out 99% of applicants.

Deleting your tweets is a sure sign that you’re a coward. If you say some bad shit and someone calls you out on it, own up to it.

She looks like she needs to do a little less blow, honestly. Clearly has aged in dog years (which isn’t unusual with this administration). I mean, look how thick and heavy that makeup is.