Barbra, I love you. But you should have done this 20 years ago instead of making The Mirror Has Two Faces. You will be 74 in two weeks. And you’re still going strong and can still sing better than any other 74-year-old (unless we’re talking about Aretha).... I mean, who is going to play Baby June? Madonna?

Bernadette Peters in Cinderella awakened my childhood love of camp.

Hot take: Bernadette Peters was the best, and will always be the best, actress to play that role.