I know this is Fancy Kristen, but I can seriously get along with a lot of points raised in this article. This is what as a snobby American I could write about the perceived snobby French.

With my absolutely zero expertise on plane engineering and crash physics, I think the most likely answer is the plane disintegrated on impact and broke into a couple thousand pieces, and whatever is on the ocean floor is so spread out and thin that it can’t be noticed by sonar. Chunks will periodically turn up on…