The only winning move is not to play.

This movie has everything. It’s like a Stefon description of a club. Deception, infidelity, bad wigs, a rotten dock, one of those country farm stands, a guy who likes like Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, but with tattoos, in an old striped truck...

So every time Jez posts a science article, they get someone asking them to hire a science writer, and I get someone asking me to apply to be that science writer. I intended to write two samples this weekend.

I actually went to the theater and saw that movie by myself. None of my friends would go with me. I had a very unhealthy crush/obsession with Dave Foley...

Why do all the headlines for all four of these stories sound like they were written by the cunt punch sorority girl?

You want to know how commonplace this is? No, you probably don’t.

do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

I like how the Siamese is chilling in the background, going "big shitty deal. I can do that with my eyes closed. I won't — I don't pander like this one does — but I sure as fuck could."

Maybe the DS9 episode, "Children of Time."

I am kind of on the fence about this. On the one hand, the father really is gross as fuck if the daughter was telling him "I don't want to do this. I can't control myself," and she is vomiting afterwards. HOWEVER, I think there comes a point in life where people need to be treated as adults and own their own…

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but as a Wiccan I have to. This man does not represent our views of sex. He broke our only rule: an' it harm none. Since animals can't consent (and they can't anymore than children can), it harms them and because of the taboo it harms him psychologically too. If a dog humps…

Oh, and would you look at that. I certainly hope you got a fair amount of followers for your hard-hitting piece.

It seems that you wanted to snag an interview on a provocative subject matter for Jezebel and pulled your punches with him to secure it and to get his permission to run it. That's exactly what it seems like to me.

I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…

"But zoophilia draws on the desire to elicit consent nonverbally from the animal, as much as a person can."

Obviously the phrase, 'Where we're going, we don't need roads,' does not apply in Tomorrowland.

We just can't have nice things.

The Stupendous Yappi!