It’s crazy how the right got themselves into such a white frenzy over those assholes torturing that boy on FB. The perpetrators were immediately arrested, charged with all kinds of things, including hate crimes, and most assuredly face stiff jail time. That is what is supposed to happen in a case like this, so people…

What’s the difference between SkyNet and Kellyanne Conway?

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

My best friend’s sister is suffering from mental illness and drug dependency.

I have run out of ways to say “fuck you” to this past year.

Yep, now they done did it.

Unfortunately the obvious choice for the role was unavailable.

He surrounds himself with the devastatingly incompetent, the homicidally bigoted, people celebrated by literal Nazis, he lost the popular vote, he runs crying to mommy at the slightest rebuke from anyone, continues to conduct business while receiving top secret briefings, wants to wipe out overtime pay laws, has his…

Cool, cool. If you need me, I will have drank myself into a coma. I survived the whole Trump campaign without giving in to despair, but those mouthbreathers have finally broken me.

HOW??!!?!!?

So Newt is a Ferengi?

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Because that’s not what she did? She told them how she personally felt, but that she won’t do that because that is not what the electorate wants. She will carry out the mandate and platform she was elected on, even if it might conflict with her personal wishes. That’s how politics works, you naive idiot. What you seem…

I’m about half convinced that Trump leaked the video himself. And the three pages from his ‘95 tax returns (which were sent from Trump Tower). And possibly others, too.

Even those fuckers at Fox are starting to realize the kind of monster they’ve created. We are truly living through some interesting times, folks.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Bye, Phyllis.

Ted Cruz is a smart asshole, and it makes sense for him to already begin positioning himself as the anti-Trump. But he’s not doing that here - he’s saying that we need to be even more ideologically pure than the guy who also wants to round up Muslims and Mexicans. The only substantive difference between the two is…

The point that is being missed with all of this is that in 1964, the GOP was openly pro-segregation, anti-civil rights, anti-women’s rights, pro-war and highly racist. However, it was in 1964, that the turn that made the GOP the disaster it is now was made...and Goldwater warned them - and he was correct: