do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

I like how the Siamese is chilling in the background, going "big shitty deal. I can do that with my eyes closed. I won't — I don't pander like this one does — but I sure as fuck could."

I am kind of on the fence about this. On the one hand, the father really is gross as fuck if the daughter was telling him "I don't want to do this. I can't control myself," and she is vomiting afterwards. HOWEVER, I think there comes a point in life where people need to be treated as adults and own their own…

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but as a Wiccan I have to. This man does not represent our views of sex. He broke our only rule: an' it harm none. Since animals can't consent (and they can't anymore than children can), it harms them and because of the taboo it harms him psychologically too. If a dog humps…

Oh, and would you look at that. I certainly hope you got a fair amount of followers for your hard-hitting piece.

It seems that you wanted to snag an interview on a provocative subject matter for Jezebel and pulled your punches with him to secure it and to get his permission to run it. That's exactly what it seems like to me.

I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…

"But zoophilia draws on the desire to elicit consent nonverbally from the animal, as much as a person can."

Who can forget Sandra's Kwanzaa cake with corn nuts on it?

Utah funeral potatoes: potatoes au gratin topped with cornflakes.

Tiptoe through the two lips.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

Beats, shoots and leaves.

During his initial campaign for governor, Walker made it clear that he wanted to outlaw abortion even as a life-saving measure. That's right. He thinks that women who are violently hemorrhaging because their pregnancy has gone hideously wrong should be forced by law to die. Because he is a piece of shit.

Or it could be because he pesters her EVERY DAMNED DAY and even if you *like* sex with your SO, that shit (the constant harassment part) gets old fast...

Or maybe he fucking sucks in bed and she's too nice to tell him.