Just wait until I tell you about Where In North Dakota..

I’ve heard of Where in the World, Where on Earth, Where in Time and I swear there was a more local version of Where in America/US, but I never heard of a Where in Space.

2028? So is he predicting Democrats win the White House in 2024? What if another Republican wins in 2024? Will he challenge them too? This math makes no sense..

This is all cover for the Dead Hooker.

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world

The phantasm

This is will last forever.

White men seem to always get a platform, no matter how vile or disgusting they are. See: President, Trump.

We should be concerned about the rise of the white nationalist movement, but being mad at Richard Spencer is like losing a baseball game in Philadelphia and getting mad at the Philly Phanatic—he’s just a mascot.

Here are some lol GIFs and images that I could not fit in the story but feel compelled to share:

Teabagging = I’m a poor winner and have all the maturity of a 12 year old. Aren’t I cool?

“And living... means devouring the lives of others.” -Jin Takayama.

As somebody said in a previous article, if they remaster this game like they’re doing for Starcraft? Goodbye fucking everything.