He took no prisoners and I loved every fuckin minute of it. Honestly, I think it was the best routine from the guest comedian since Colbert in 2006.

I think that was only for their ceremony. They got paper-married a day or two later, I believe.

They eloped, actually!

Strictly from a business standpoint, because he co-owns TIDAL and that was the initial distribution platform, yeah. No way in hell he wasn’t gonna give it to her tho.

Tim and Susan were never legally married, as far as I know, so divorce isn’t the appropriate word here.

Wholeheartedly agree on Mini-Wheats. Raisin Bran is god-tier, tho; don’t try and fight me on that.

THIIIIIIIS. I bring them to parties and no one wants to try anything new, it’s depressing.

THIIIIIIIS. I bring them to parties and no one wants to try anything new, it’s depressing.

Don’t like the idea of anyone other than Peter Parker being Spider-Man? Fine. Don’t like Miles? Fine. Don’t think that the representation that a rounded character like Miles provides is worth promoting? Fine.

*cries forever*

I voted for Hillary in the TX primary.

i5 3570k / 970

Yep!

Seriously. 95% of the master skins are just over-adorned garbage. I suspect it’s lowkey marketing for the paid skins which, generally, are a LOT better.

This describes my childhood so perfectly. *buys her EP*

Maybe the initial contract was only for a couple Texas cities? Houston, Austin, maybe San Antonio?

I’ve been buying BeeSweet here in Houston stores for the last couple years. Glad to see that her market’s expanding.

Kotaku: Maru is also an interesting character to focus on in that one of her parents is white, and the other is black, right? I feel like that’s a demographic not often represented in games—or a lot of things, for that matter.

I think the worst thing about Rises, IMO, is that it’s forgettable. I don’t think it was badly made, per se (there are far worse films), but I left the theater not caring about it. And it was a damn shame, especially as the first two films inspired such great devotion from me.

I think the worst thing about Rises, IMO, is that it’s forgettable. I don’t think it was badly made, per se (there…

I think that Dark Knight set is the lowest I’ve seen it yet. Bought, even if I’ll probably never watch Rises again.

I think that Dark Knight set is the lowest I’ve seen it yet. Bought, even if I’ll probably never watch Rises again.