When I asked Microsoft for more Halo on Windows this is not what I had in mind.

It might also be a black hair thing, but’m speaking for myself, really (I get very testy when someone touches w/o my okay).

Would cranberry pills or unsweetened juice be an effective treatment/management option for this? Kinda like with UTIs?

True story: one of my friends got married end of June and then he and his spouse had a serious rollover barely a week later.

I’m kinda curious now what the incidence of phallic coverings/protection is amongst organisms with penises (but maybe that’s a question better served on Throb).

A Girlfriends GIF?! You deserve all the hugs.

And what if your start button and taskbar don’t work at all? What then? 😩

In fairness, the feeling’s mutual. Bloody French.

Oh my god, this is amazing.

I think “Paradise Circus” would be a fantastic sex jam tbh

I am all about that Zendaya tweet. GlobalEntry/PreCheck is the beeeeeest and I enjoy the salty looks from people as I breeze my ass through security.

How can I say this as delicately as possible...

I just get sleepy as fuck.

ZeRo continues to be godlike

September 10 Liz

YESSSSSS thank you BSA, I can be less ashamed of you now.

I forgot it was my birthday until my aunt called to congratulate me.

We got our choice of six games, actually. Of the four I didn’t already own, Far Cry 4 was the only one I was genuinely interested in.

Exactly. Ubisoft was smart enough to do that with Unity’s Dead Kings DLC (plus, as a Season Pass holder, I also got Far Cry 4 out of the deal).

Yeah, Tim/Babs was a big NOPE for me too.