He thinks that it’s one of the Mexicos, or rather, that everything south of the Border is Mexico.

First, somebody give the orange fuckface a Sharpie and a world map to see if he can even locate Iran. BTW, didn’t Iran release all hostages years & years ago? And the Jackass-in-Chief doesn’t even know the facts. 66 Hostages were taken on Nov 4-8. Thirteen were freed by the end of that November, but 53 were still held…

I’m hoping the people who sat out 2016 because they thought Hillary was a shoe in will go vote this time and make the difference.

#VoteBlueNoMatterWho

That’s the hope, and I think that’s true for 60ish% of American voters. The trouble is the other 40ish% are white/Christian nationalists who fetishize the killing of brown Muslims and have outsized electoral power. Not to be a downer, but we’ll need all sane hands on deck to beat them.

The MAGAts are happy as hell about this. They interpet this as Trump being manly and shit.

Not only that but Iran has been planning for an invasion by American troops ever since George W. Bush called Iran a member of the Axis of Evil. This will be a blood bath on both side if the US decides to invade Iran.

Totally. He doesn’t see the Iranians as people or grasp the idea that they’re a country. It’s like a Sims game to him.

I am reasonably certain he has no long term game plan, and legitimately believes this is a faucet he can turn off once he gets his poll boost.

The Orange Dumbsicles war/campaign strategy: “Look over here at the war I created in the Middle East! Don’t look at that impeachment stuff and all the emails pointing to a quid pro quo. Isn’t this war more interesting?”

Oh, eff off. This is the steakhouse attempt at a vegetable that built this country. True white trash salads have marshmallows or smashed up ramen noodles in them. You don't even know how much white trash we can get.

Not quite, two Dems (Collin Peterson of MN and someone from IL)

So some are making “up to” $27 a day, while others are making less than $1 a day. And that’s supposed to somehow pacify us, assuage all our concerns? I also kind of doubt that no one on the campaign knew about this. Unless no one’s vetting any of the companies that the campaign is getting into bed with, which is a…

You don't have to be convicted (see Ford pardon of Nixon) but Gallagher was.  Albeit not of the worst charges because a medic who got immunity suddenly claimed he killed the kid before Gallagher stabbed him.  Still convicted though - and turned in by the members of his team. So in pardoning him Trump endorses war…

He was convicted and overall the media is doing a pretty terrible job describing what this man actually did. The “enemy soldier” he himself even admitted to taking photos with after his death, which by the way was the SEAL slitting his throat, was a 14 year old boy who was sedated because he was undergoing medical…

Oh. My. God. That was just last year?! This decade is just....uh...and these last three years...ugggggggh. Eternity trapped in the worst reality tv show ever.

Technically you can be pre-pardoned like Nixon, but he was convicted by a jury of his peers. So, pardoned convicted war criminal is appropriate. 

Very stable genius...

They think Jesus is real.