Trump just pardoned 3 people accused of war crimes, including one convicted of murder, so the bar for “looking pretty bad” is miles underground at this point

Let’s face it, if Orange Don is gonna pardon anyone, it’s going to be himself and we’ll spend years impotently wondering if he can do that

Never mind the fact that even IF he’s removed from office and somehow dodges jail time just long enough, he can still run for president again

Will there be premium, per-minute private rooms where racist xenophobes can make racist, xenophobic requests?

Can we have a port of Valkyria Chronicles 2 & 3 now, please?

Because this is totally normal:

I’m pretty sure the latter part is a feature, not a bug

Consensual, at least.  We all know what Trump thinks his fame permits him

This is still my favorite

I can’t imagine it’d be that easy to dodge charges, but he could be stupid enough to think it will and/or he figures he’ll dodge those charges and have a friendlier state government to overlook his financial crimes going forward

While bitching about the millions of dollars he pays to New York in taxes (that he declared himself “smart” for not paying and the returns of which he has not released so we cannot confirm) Trump has officially changed his primary residence from New York to Florida

Also, in a surprise to absolutely nobody, Trump continues to commit crime.  This time possibly Felony Bribery

Looks like Daddy Trump might now be committing felony bribery:

I hate the hot takes on Trump’s being booed at the baseball game saying “oh, we shouldn’t be calling for the jailing of our political enemies in a democracy” as if Trump was just an unpopular politician and not a national embarrassment that breaks his oath of office, if not the constitution, on a regular basis and has…

Is that Kellyane Conway in the header image?

Mandatory:

I figured he’d interpret it as the crowd referring to Joe/Hunter Biden as a show of support

Oh I certainly didn’t WANT him to tweet about it, but it’s in Trump’s MO to, if not shit on something, then somehow try to make it about himself.  I’m just surprised is all.

So did Trump not tweet about Elijah Cummings’ funeral or did it just not make it to the roundup?