I would say they need to read some history but a toddler that watched the first five minutes of Mulan could tell you that’s wrong

Trump be like

Maybe the Russians have video of that right next to the pee tape

I think his “Game Over” tweet might as well have read “Mission Accomplished”

According to Trump, the Mueller Report simultaneously completely and totally exonerates him AND is full of lies to make him look bad...

I’ve actually never been crazy about the Metroidvania-style games, though I can appreciate SotN well enough. What I’d love to see, and I’m probably the only one, is them re-release Castlevania 64/Legacy of Darkness (I would take just LoD if I could only pick one but CV64 has some slightly different level designs in…

Yes it did.  I think Bloodlines was the only pre SotN Castlevania game that didn’t arrive on the Wii

I know it’s never been part of our legal tradition but I suggest we adopt the ancient Roman practice of Damnatio Memoriae just for Trump and his administration.

Using the report as evidence that Trump is not guilty of obstruction basically amounts to a mob boss not being guilty of attempted murder because the contract killer he hired decided not to pull the trigger

Because he isn’t trying to convince us he’s a neutral participant.  He’s kissing President Dumb Fuck’s bone spurs and giving every right-wing nutjob the soundbyte they need to defend said Dumb Fuck because regardless of what’s in the report, “the Attorney General said there’s no crime so the President is innocent and…

I figured it was because Barr doesn’t know how to use the “redact” feature in Acrobat and just changed the background of the redacted text to black.

To be fair, Barr already tried to spoon feed us the “Trump only did all this crazy public shit because this big hoax investigation really, really stressed him out” defense

That’s pretty damn close to what happened

I think the Democratic Presidential Candidate should make “No collusion - No Obstruction” their campaign slogan, identifying themselves as the candidate that actually did neither of those things.  Plus it may give Trump an aneurism from rage

What’s funny/sad (I honestly have trouble distinguishing them at this point) is that if he DID release them into sanctuary cities, he would then have more trouble trying to deport them later if/when their asylum claims are denied.

re: Wkileaks not being Trump’s thing

I mean, why would people “go crazy” if the world’s most bloated military force were to rough up a bunch of u-armed, non-enemy, non-combatants?  It’s just the librul media bias! amirite? /s

Which pretty much describes anything Millar writes, to be honest. I enjoyed Old Man Logan as much as the next guy but even there you have the same “edgy” cynicism you see in just about everything else Millar writes from Kick-Ass (the movie was great because the screenwriter/director basically took Millar’s outline…

I try not to read Trump’s tweets but since only two were posted I accidentally read them all.