Seriously, the 2nd Ammendment is vague as shit with antiquated and anachronistic language and somehow a huge portion of the American people know with absolute certainty what was intended (even if it means ignoring key passages of the text) but somehow “All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject…

a navel orange sorbet called Orange Asshole

Homer is passionate and not always rational but he can learn, empathize, and admit he was wrong (at least until the next episode)

Also Fuck Sarah Huckabee Sanders:

Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

Off-Topic but a great video nonetheless

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/3pgjn4/key-and-peele-tea-party-candidate

https://comb.io/gelO6f

Then there’s places like San Diego where much of the population is young, liberal, and non-white but many local governments are Republican majority

I mean, my math may be wrong but if there were zero guns in that situation no one would’ve been hurt and then there’d be no one for the broken healthcare system to bankrupt, and that’s NOT America

Doesn’t that technically mean the Trump campaign is being funded by terrorists?

Its’s not like the Supreme Court ruled that Trump can get away with any abhorrent thing he wants as long as he pays lip service to national security...

I’m not sure if that last sentence was meant to be sarcastic because I can totally see the Trump/Republican base getting their dicks rock hard at the sight of good ol’ American automatic weapons let loose on dirty brown folks trying to invade America for free welfare.

That’s basically his response to every other vile thing he does. “The Democrats/Liberals/Hillary/Obama did/didn’t do this so I had to [insert act of spiteful cruelty here]”

Didn’t he spend the last briefing he attended getting peoples’ opinion on calling Stormy Daniels a “horseface?”

Just a little something for all my online friends who get a bit ovewhelmed by all the negativity that seems to secrete from every orifice

I’m guessing that even IF Trump settles on “Saudi Arabia did something bad” his response will be some variation of “we’ll let it slide this time but just you wait to see what’ll happen if you do it again”

Honestly, when THQ folded, I semi-seriously entertained the idea of buying the IP. It didn’t have the refinement or production values of contemporary Final Fantasy games (what? None of my attacks trigger a 5-minute cutscene of an attack?) but I still found the interrelationships between the characters and the setting i…