I’m gonna assume he was misquoted and that the “for minority groups” was meant to be “to minority groups” cuz let’s face it, it’s not that he hasn’t done anything, it’s that bone of it has been good

And if you have (or will one day have) children, there will come the inevitable day when they have a US History section and/or essay on the Trump Era and they will come to you, entirely innocent of this shit, and ask “mommy/daddy what was it like?”

Questionable polls or good old-fashioned, low-quality photoshop also does the trick

So it’s confirmed then?  Trump is holding a last minute “Celebration of the American Flag” rally at the exact date and time of McCain’s funeral the big baby wasn’t invited to

you’re being very generous to suggest that any republican would pray for the well-being of Hawaii (or Puerto Rico) and not just “fewer brown people”

Well, Trump DID pardon a guy who was convicted of contempt of court, which is basically saying that he was asked to stop doing ILLEGAL things by an officer of the LEGAL system and the guy willfully disobeyed.

Also, he said that “flipping” to cooperatwith with prosecutors “almost ought to be outlawed”

It’s a guilty pleasure at best.  Certainly not something to  ase national policy on

I hate to bring Miss Piggy into this (as she deserves better) but I can’t help myself

They chill brah cuz Dump says it’s all a witch hunt. The fact that people are being convicted and pleading guilty to crimes it’s uncovered is all just an elaborate lie to hide their obvious bias and illegitimacy. But Chump, I mean Dump, I mean Plump, oh fuck it, “ Unnamed Candidate” knows the truth because he’s…

That is a fork in the road so far down a litany of forks that I find it impossible to contemplate. Obama’s career would’ve been over the moment he called Mexicans racists the day he announced his campaign run, much less 3 goddamn years later when he’s sitting in the White House and his former associates are lining up…

It’s a sad day when I can mis-understand the headline to mean the administration is excusing it’s abhorrent immigration practices by comparing themselves to more abhorrent practices by the Nazis and being relieved that that is not the case but also being completely unsurprised had they done so

I wouldn’t recommend anyone subject themselves to it but it seems that Sean Hannity (former client of guilty-pleader Cohen) went on a “But her emails!” rant today in response to the Manafort verdict today.

Yup, the moment Manafort’s name was uttered by a prosecutor Trump’s line basically became “He’s a good guy but I barely knew him!”

Dementia or desperation or a little of both.

HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH! Just because that orange, overgrown, vaguely human-shaped, toddler can mash its undersized digits 140 times in succession IN NO WAY means it can read those

“Truth isn’t truth”

What we all want and need right now, courtesy of BaracksDubs

I’m not planning on getting it but DAMN, having lived through many console generations where Nintendo struggled to get third party support, I love seeing so many pushing their popular (if a bit aged) titles to the system. Especially considering how Nintendo had a perfectly good system contemporary with their original…

completely ignoring Trump exists for a second, I will never tire of hearing Aretha say the word “honkeys”