I’d say sub-centipede, even

YUUUGELY innocent. The best innocent like you wouldn’t believe

Quite frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised.  Earlier this week he was going on about how the special counsel has to finish it’s investigation because [he believes] it’s illegal to have an ongoing investigation in the 60 days prior to an election

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I was just thinking today that the Trump administration (certainly not Trump himself) must still have felt the need to follow political norms, to some degree, when they assigned the Special Counsel and Sessions recused himself. Considering all the vileand heinous shit the administration has done in the time since…

To be fair, you’re talking about the President that pardoned someone for Contempt of Court, he clearly doesn’t hold laws in very high regard

HELP ME DR ZAIUS!

that would actually be a worthwhile goal, which is exactly why Trump won’t do it

Ah yes, the good Old America where they rounded up non-Aryans into camps to keep the country pure, like God intended

In the ongoing saga of Trump’s “easy to win” trade war, the last major US-based television manufacturer is shutting down as a direct result of Trump’s tariffs

So first Snake returns, now Simon and Richter?  So what you’re saying is that Nintendo is making better use of Konami’s iconic properties than Konami is...Damn shame but at least someone’s using them for more than just pachinko machines and ill-advised survival games

Trump is already taking his victory lap for “his victory” in the Ohio special election. Of course any very stable genius would see how insanely close the race was in a place that went handily for Trump and begin to have some concerns. Trump, as we all know, lacks the capability for any sort of introspection and…

that would be Ghostbusters 2

I really wish that were the case because it would suggest that they have some sense of logical reason but lack the retention to apply past experience and knowledge to the situation at hand.

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In another installment of “the government admits Trump’s mouth vomit is baseless bullshit” the Department of Justice admits that when Trump addressed Congress last year and claimed that DoJ data indicated the vast majority of those convicted of terrorist and terrorist-related activities were foreign-born, which Trump…

Another badass woman of note today, Judge Beryl Howell wrote a 92-page opinion (DAYUM!) to back her decision on why Mueller’s appointment as special counsel is not a constitutional violation, thus shutting down one of the Trump team’s major avenues for trying to get the investigation shut down

So this came out today, a former Democratic member of Trump’s Voter Fraud Commission has basically come out and said what we all knew from the start: that it was all just a biased attempt to find support for Trump’s ridiculous 5 million illegal votes claims.