If you thought the G-7 summit was relatively uneventful...

That’s one reason that makes Trump so frustrating: one of the reasons Trump hasn’t completely tanked the US and done even more damage around the world is that there are usually grown-ups on the other side with more concern and tespect for norms and making sure things keep working that they make agreements to…

Merkel’s picture looks like a frustrated group of grown-ups trying to convice a stubborn (and not very bright) child not to throw his own shit like a monkey

If nothing else were to come from Trump’s diplomatic weekend, it would be great if Trump didn’t Tweet for the duration.

No, you see despite the sarcastic and accusatory tone, it’s totally a question!

More true today than it was when it was written

It should be said that the “4-hour surgery” Melania supposedly really should only take about an hour and a half as an outpatient procedure.

It’s frustrating how too many people take “the world is angry at us” as “America is standing strong alone and the world is jealous of us” despite it leading directly to job losses and higher prices

It never ceases to amaze me how arguably the most powerful world leader still begs for approval and recognition on twitter like some whiny teenager

A caockatoo you say?

What sucks is that however this breaks, for too many people, it’ll be a victory for Trump.

It’s only fitting that the most anti-immigrant president in recent years would, himself, fail the immigration test

Not a state and not white. That second part is important, too

He probably invited only Jewish people because I highly doubt Trump can describe any actual difference between the two, as far as beliefs go, other than one group hates him as much as the other loves him

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a gaudy version of the Red Wedding where when the band starts playing God Bless Anerica (which Trump totally knows the words to) ICE agents barge in and deport all the guests back to Islamastan or whatever made up country Trump thinks they came from

Trump has loads of Muslims frinds! See? Totally not racist. In fact, the LEAST racist person ever. You can even ask his followers that would apparently take his word over that of JESUS HIMSELF! smh

Oh Trump won’t say that. He’ll just (not so) subtly hint that black people should give him credit/owe him one/worship him because he’s “done so much for them”

What’s even sadder is how much of the kool-aide his followers have drunk. I remember speaking to someone shortly after the election and the most telling portion was how they compared Hilary and Trump.

Just you wait, Trump’s gonna declare victory after the North Korea talks by announcing Full Denuclearization, A new Trump resort in Pyongyang