They fall all the time. During the semis, less than 50% of the routes were topped.

Wow! Absolutely amazing finish.

Alternative Sports Alert!

Run and go see Gravity in IMAX 3D.

To get the most out of a negotiation about hours, Mr. Melcher says, think in advance about the boss's needs, and bring specifics documenting your own performance. Start on a positive note, talking about what's going well. Ask what the boss expects of employees when it comes to work hours and responding to email. To…

If you're into it, clown prostitutes are the best prostitutes because they'll always take a cream pie in the face.

Me too, and that's because I work/live abroad eights months of the year. Similarly, for people who are not grounded in Sabermetrics, accurate labeling of units is helpful.

This picture is amazing, particularly the apparent lack of urgency from the umpire. Juan Marichal is in the midst of clubbing Roseboro like a baby seal, and the ump's body language is saying, "Now, now, Juan. Let's knock that off, okay?"

*Jonze's*

It's only a "male fetish fantasy" film if you believe most men actually want disembodied women to do their bidding.

Well, sure. Hell, if there are 1 billion drivers on the planet, she actually much closer to the top 0.000001%. But sports debates are always about how a competitor compares to his or her peers, not to how they compare to me, my Mom and my neighbor.

Duh . . . thinning!

It's cool; my accountant is Jewish.

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

You want dick jokes?

The old (click)bait and switch, huh Burke? What a little dick.

Maybe it's all a dream, like Inception, or Dallas, but I think the friend is fine since he's in the last minute of the video.

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

/Puts fingers in ears.

Possibly. But anarchists are kind of fun in a deranged way. Black licorice is so uniquely evil that it's preferred most by fascist nihilists.