Talking dog. Hell, I'd choose barfing dog on a loop over Kevin James.

Put on ESPN.

Ex Pres Mac beat me to it, below.

Merriam-Webster disagrees with you.

I'm a Jew and don't see anything offensive about this.

What are you disagreeing with?

I love the metaphor of a Jaguar-sponsored post that features an assembly line of average Americans dressed up to look more British and sophisticated.

"They are adjusting for the hand eye delay, which is probably 0.05 to 0.1 seconds, of the clock operator."

The pictures are intentionally cropped to make it difficult to differentiate fashion from porn. The same could be done with, say, sunscreen ads.

What should Porsche owners have bought instead?

"If you need to see Sofia Vergara in a hardcore threesome, you can find plenty of nonunion Mexican porn equivalents online to seal the deal."

/Redacted, since Kinja isn't posting images, rendering my stupid joke stupider.

This is also what any backboard looks like after 'Melo and J.R. come to town.

Mmmmmmmm. Chile dogs.

"Yeah he gets angry, but I think it's because he wants people to succeed ultimately."

+1. Perfect.

Torn Asshole [courtesy of Chris Kluwe]

"I feel compelled to speak about something that is in my head and my heart."

Just another example of the pussification of sports.

I own a Merkur safety razor. Though I'm currently bearded, I loved the razor and thought it was a huge improvement over my Gillette Sensor Excel for a few reasons: