Ken: Hi, Coach Reid?

I can't compile them all, but ESPN's withdrawal from the "League of Denial" collaboration was the biggest udder sucked.

"Am I really stoned, or did we just knock off the Jayhakws on a crazy buzzer-beater?"

Hate to dampen your optimism, but the last two times we've played Ghana (2006 WC and 2010 WC), they beat us and ended our tournament.

Yeah, this is probably the most likely way we advance, but we don't need a Ghana/Portugal Tie.

This is really cool.

Why shocker when you can Spock her?

By having them, and three other equally good teams, play a wildly entertaining 8-team tournament during the time in December when they'd otherwise be accumulating rust before a contentious National Championship game and a bunch of other meaningless exhibitions?

Righteous indignation, a triple-scoop of snark AND an eye-roll GIF?!? This is excellent work.

"It's sufficient to say all conclusions should be challenged routinely and comprehensively."

If Jezebel serves to mitigate scientific findings, then it's providing a useless service. Ideologies should evolve in light of scientific findings, not the other way around.

If I could, I would edit my original comment to substitute "good-faith" with "objective.

You really believe that Jezebel's biased science reporting is intended as "a mitigating voice?" Because to me, it feels more like an editorial decision to increase brand loyalty by throwing disingenuous red meat to a readership that contains many people who would rather have their beliefs validated than challenged. …

I misspelled "ideology." Twice.

Jezebel's approach to science is embarrassing.

"Wait, I count ten teams in Pot 4."

"I know it's their sign, but it is also the shocker."

Hisssssssssss you can.

Which members of the media are "itching to replace" Vonn?

Teleportation exists and we're talking about a football game?!?