Thanks for the apology. It's all good.

"Justin “The Viking” Wren Went To Eastern Congo And All The Kids Loved His Arm Hair"

+uno

"And all so men can masturbate to a magazine that's ostensibly about sports."

"I'm never going to stop my pre-game dunking routine. Now pass me the duck sauce, these egg rolls aren't friend deeply enough."

Bingo.

It's kind of rude to rate women, but her boobs look like a "10" and a "9."

I hope this kid was paying a subtle homage to this.

Maybe I'm misreading your comment, but "inner abs" are as much a real anatomical feature as "legs" or "biceps."

Rex Ryan also has a bucket list. It includes popcorn, friend chicken, gravy and ice cream. And he alternately refers to it as his "dinner menu."

Quite a knockout, indeed.

Thanks to commenter "I_like_porn_research," we've learned this young lady is Jenny Allford. And, judging from this video, she likes sports and marginally funny dick jokes. Welcome to Deadspin, Jenny!

You're like a Magnum P.I. for soft-core smut! Thanks.

That was my first thought also, but isn't the makeup a little too subtle?

Fair point. But in my defense, you can't get herpes twice.

There was a post on Jezebel this afternoon that featured a particularly fetching adult film star(?). The one with the hips and cheekbones, on the far left.

In the Ron Jeremy photo, does anybody know the name of the woman on the far left with the mesmerizing hips?

When the commenting changes happened, I thought I needed a Facebook account (don't have one) to comment. Just figured out today that I can link to a google account.

"My U12 team puts up a better wall than that."

About 3 hours ago, I commented as PMMT for the first time in years. To see your link was an odd bit of synchronicity.