"Anything is possible", but for this guy, going home alone is a certainty.

That's so good. +1

Loved it!

My favorite was Brady's take on Ray Lewis' Super Bowl.

I'm glad they didn't go with the first draft,

You're not from Denver, are you? We've played against a team with that name a few times.

A comfortable saddle is a must, but my experience is that it's more about the fit than the padding.

The planets are not going to align in 2012. It would be cool, but unfortunately, that's just another untrue part of the doomsday narrative.

His final moment, caught on tape . . .

Welcome home, and thanks for your service.

I've got my MBA and am looking to get out of the corporate world. What are you currently doing? Maybe we can just swap.

Okay; I haven't been around in almost a year, and now I show up because I need something, which makes me like the worst kind of ex-girlfriend. Nevertheless . . .

Senior year, I was captain of my HS basketball team (my teammates were horrible judges of character and leadership ability).

Great piece, Emma.

Zookeeper. In theaters July 8th!

Big deal. I lost my shit every show for the last three years.

'Melo! Chauncy! Why don't I don't feel those thumbs wrasslin'!"

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$35 is about what I paid. You can spend a lot more, but until you want to commit to a safety razor, it's a good place to start.

Ablutions DUAN!