@tastes_like_burning: +1

@TulsaIrish: I used to work in an admissions office and we accepted a kid named Hai Ho.

@Serak The Preparer: It's in the Top 5 for sure, but still trails Eddy Curry, B-school and my former property manager.

@Clint Biffman: "Do you mind if we dance wiff yo' dates?"

@Landycakeboss: Ugh. I'm sure this column will lead to yet another conversation with his editor about overwriting.

I'm intrigued by the Vibram 5-Finger shoes.

Tundra Munchers

@BillBelichick: Don't stress. Your social circle is like a bonzai tree . . . always expanding, but also in constant need of pruning.

The nausea-inducing experience of Cleveland Indians baseball at AA prices!

It just dawned on me. I have two jizz rags. One next to my bed, and the other in my home office.

Nobody is being denied medical care, and it's inflammatory of the author to suggest that's the case.

Gil respectfully thinks Neil Young and Kurt Cobain are both off base.

@JBaker1225: Ah, thank you. I thought that both teams had to wait 10 yards before attempting to field the ball.

I'm about to reveal my football ignorance . . .

@Bevraj of Choice: It was a real blood libel out there, tonight.

There have only been two celebrities' deaths that affected me at all. Leslie Nielsen and Brad Nowell.

I can't believe how needlessly snarky and dismissive of this study so many commenters are. There was a similar reaction earlier this week in response to a scientific study about pregnancy and gender determination.

As far as the small sample size . . . according to binomial probability distributions, the chances of getting 26 or more girl babies out of 32 pregnancies is 0.0002, or .02%. So, even with the small sample size, this is still a significant result, indicating an actual effect.

@Trot Nixons Hat: Depends how cheap you want to go. I always buy my gear during the summer when ski shops are trying to make room for the new stuff.

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Just read your response (after posting mine).