@crocuta: I'd love to hear what you find.

@Elizabth_Bennet: Wow! I had no idea it was that high. That's terrifying.

Best thing about a concussion? The double vision makes Favre's penis look 6 inches long!

"I miss the game, it's part of me, it's my addiction."

@Always Winning: Water. It helps with the cottonmouth from all the weed I'm going to smoke.

I'm pretty sure Cam Newton just gave that sideline reporter a whizzer. He's got my Heisman vote.

@BirdLaw: +1. Although, to be honest, I thought his torso was portraying Admiral Akbar.

That was a wicked googly!

@tastes_like_burning: "Eleven?" How come they don't call it, like, one-teen? There's fourteen, and sixteen. Dude, numbers are craaaazy!

@tastes_like_burning: Whether you like Phish or not, this clip is pretty awesome.

@UweBollocks: I saw them at Red Rocks last month and they were great. The set was a little short, but I was amazed how tight they were. Their drummer was particularly impressive, live.

@UweBollocks: Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

@Tulos_Mullet: If you haven't already, you might want to start with "Consider the Lobster," a collection of his essays.

CONGRATULATIONS!!! THAT WAS A VERY WELL-PLAYED MATCH!!!

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Same thing happens to JoPa on the way to Beaver Stadium.

"Besides, can't we just enjoy our peanuts and Cracker Jacks?"

I hear excited cheering, but don't see anybody in the stands. It's like the complete opposite of a Jimmy Fallon taping.

Congratulations, you fetus-faced windbag.

Swallow, don't spit. Trust me.

@UweBollocks: