"You, alright?!? I learned it by watching you!"

I once earned an internship, ostensibly as a junior sportswriter.

Will you get in trouble when your fiance sees you're not wearing your engagement ring?

"Dan Gadzuric Needs Velcro Sneakers"

"And yes, he might have been gay.

Hunter S. Thompson is much better when he's dropping acid, and not huffing Axe.

"just like the one Eddie Furlong and that other brat used in Terminator 2"

"just like the one Eddie Furlong and that other brat used in Terminator 2"

Pete's impersonation went a little far when he took the NyQuil from his tennis bag and asked the crowd if anybody had a lighter and some ether.

It's raining in New York City, so go watch a movie or something.

Funny, I'd expect to see him reclining in one of his La-Z-Poise

"the old men are weeping and blowing their shofars"

"Hello? Neo? Yeah, it's me, Morpheus. There must be a glitch in the Matrix. I can't do karate anymore, and I sound like a white accounting professor."

@HughJackmanOffForMoney: +1

@MitchKayak:

1.5 months in rehab?

@Steve U: "Wait 'till next year."

@Armen Tamzarian: Which meme? Surely we can all enjoy Oden's cock for more than 24 hrs?

That's great for Dawson, but Raines should be in, too. Yup, I like two Expos, myself.

@ClintonPortishead: +1 Bottle of Stoli