Exonerated in Eugene, but girl, somebody should call the fashion police for those uniforms!

@CM_Wang: +1

I see London!

But never, and I mean never, could anyone ever make the mistake of calling me a Yankee fan

@CoolHwhip: Your facts are 100% accurate, but CPSL was so much more than that!

@White Speed Receiver: The judges also would have accepted, "The fuck is a Liver Pool?"

Did he just solicit a knob job from Billy Ripken?

Yuck it up now, but we'll see who's laughing when the rapture comes.

$20? That's one dollar for every hair of his crustache!

Did Aretha lose weight?

@hndinglove: are male-star rivalries this nasty and competitive? i don't really think so.

@Baked Zito: You like guys in dockers, too?!?

I keep clicking the "select to preview" button, but don't see anything. Why is it so hard to find porn on the internet?

@Steve U: Don't even get me started about the time I drank Brady Anderson

I love The Who, but couldn't Moonie at least pretend he was playing along with the track?

So this guy can't spit on the field, but it's fine for Charles Haley to drop loads all over the locker room floor?

@AzureTexan: +1

Coming soon to your living room? Visanthe Shiancoe's big, veiny, dick.

Deadspin XY sounds fine. Couldn't be any worse than Deadspin XX, aka, "Waxing Off."

Steve Spagnuolo says he's "praying and hoping" for a win