@This is my Star: And how did you like Polk High?

In the LZR Racer, Reilly can crap out a column in 3 minutes, instead of the 5 minutes he usually spends on them.

Hey Bruce, where's your patio?

@BruschisBrewsky: If the city could pull off the Big Dig (questionable premise, I know), surely it could connect all BU buildings with underground tunnels and enclosed bridges.

@BruschisBrewsky: As a lifelong Yankee fan who spent five great years in Boston, I'd hate to see it torn down.

@Civil Negligence: Yeah. That girl always feels like somebody's watching her.

@BigLeagueChew:

@The Governor: But his hypertelorism gives him unprecedented court vision.

@Billy Ds Widows Peak:

@StuScott Booyahs: Especially Farrah! She was pretty and had a unique haircut, dammit!

@BruschisBrewsky: Wow. Best entertainer/pedophile of our generation.

@Milbury, Rolling the Dice:

This explains all the uncontested steals against Puerto Rico.

Mr. Dailey is a single-digit handicapper, but only because his regular foursome has been terrified into giving him any putt under 30 feet.

They may write for different papers, but the do both represent the Lollipop Writers Guild.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Yikes.

Fast forward to 1:26 for a phenomenal cameo from Clayton Bigsby

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Will the new Deadspin feature a preview button for the HTML-deficient?

Trailer home reference? Check!

@ClintonPortishead: Nicely done.