After having been accepted to law school for this fall, I zigged at the last minute, and will be getting an MBA instead.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: I'm guessing you'll be assigned to either filling-melting or lampshade construction.

@J-No: I figured as much, based on your earlier comment. Jewish gals always appreciate a good glazing.

@Quake 'n' Shake: Let's not start stigmatizing all the girls that enjoy a good smegmatizing.

I'm noticing a lot of the starred commenters are Jewish (myself included). Are we sure this VIP lounge isn't really a "shower?"

"I cheated in the contest. The contest; I cheated!"

ZOMG! ESPN made a typo!

Steinbrenner would never have tolerated this when he was alive.

Just read the article about the ref. Good stuff.

@Chris Hanson's Axe:

I too am disappointed by Maxim. That a media outlet would use pretty girls to increase readership and revenue is beyond the pale. Thanks goodness those shenanigans never go on around here.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Yup. Those instruments go together like ham, yogurt and peanut butter.

This is definitely one of my favorite videos on the internets.

Final game of the Little League season. Bottom of the last, we're in the field and up by one run. If we win, we make the playoffs, if we lose, the season ends.

Nancy Lopez and Betsy King will be wearing nothing but visors and smiles.

@IanKinslerFan: Why does there need to be a #3? It's a pretty logical progression without that step.

Andre, you're drunk! Don't waste your annual freebie on that pig!

@J-No: I've been out of town 3 of the last 4 weeks, and missed most of the drama.

@UkraineNotWeak: Indeed. But as it relates to Deadspin, who are they?

@son of spam: What's the Stasi?